Post by Jaques_Lu_Poiretoir on Oct 5, 2004 10:35:57 GMT
Jaques had just received a letter from a strange owl, wondering where his regular owl TeaCosy had gotten to
Dear owner of owl,
Were afraid your owl was found splattered over the A1 when it was hit mid flight by a Carlsberg Juggernaut.
Were like so sorry,
OK bye
Ministry of splattered owls and locusts.
Jaques burst into fake tears for sympathy as he'd never liked the owl much anyway.
'Hmmm' Jaques wondered 'Could I sue Carlsberg for my owls death and Imperial Tobacco for no real reason.'
Dear owner of owl,
Were afraid your owl was found splattered over the A1 when it was hit mid flight by a Carlsberg Juggernaut.
Were like so sorry,
OK bye
Ministry of splattered owls and locusts.
Jaques burst into fake tears for sympathy as he'd never liked the owl much anyway.
'Hmmm' Jaques wondered 'Could I sue Carlsberg for my owls death and Imperial Tobacco for no real reason.'
