like a viiiiirgin...HAY!

[joey crowe]

(joey sat, eating a hard boiled egg. his stereo boomed the madonna song, 'like a virgin') **open ended nonsense plot, please post**

[Jade Cross]

"Touched for the very first tiiime!" A girl suddenly slid into view, singing with exaggeration. "Like a viiiiiirgin....!"

She stood in position for a moment, her arms raised into the air and her head thrown back, before snapping back into her usual composure, which really wasn't much better. "Heeey, I was told there'd be nonsense here?"

[Kelly]

((since you say sooo...-wicked grin-))

Kelly entered the great hall, and was soon flooded with the sound of some muggle song. Raising an eyebrow, she walked over to the boy apparently playing this 'music,' and enjoying an egg.

"What are you listening to?" she asked, in a very annoyed tone. Her crimson gaze glared at the boy who would even think of playing something like this.

[joey crowe]

you cant sing my song, wench!! oh NO YOU DINT!! (throws magic pie at jade's face) (turns to kelly) we're rockin like its 1988~!

[Jade Cross]

Jade stood still and blinked like a stunned owl. Then raising a finger, she wiped it across her cheek and stuck it in her mouth thoughtfully. "Hmm... rhubarb, yummy. Try the cherry, I heard it's simply irresistable!" Raising her finger, a revolving pie appeared before it flung itself onto the strange, insulting boy.

[joey crowe]

(joeys mouth comically stretches to catch the whole pie) mmmm mmmrrph mrfff! (chokes)

[Kelly]

Before Kelly could react, she was soon in the midst of the other two throwing pies at each other. Rolling her eyes, she was about to leave - this was such a waste of time - when she suddenly felt something wet on her cheek. She raised a hand, and brought it into her field of vision. Red goo. They had hit her with the pie!

She glared at the pair again, then suddenly launched herself at the boy; the instiagtor of this whole thing.

[joey crowe]

(joey stops hacking long enough to see kelly lunge at him, and he smiles, opening his arms wide to catch her in a death hug!)

[Jade Cross]

"Oh no! I'll save you!" Jade punched the air above her head, proclaiming in a cheesy mock heroic voice and sining, "Heeere I cooome! I save the daaaay!" She high stepped her way behind him and began to give him the heimlich maneuver. "One!" Heave. "Two!" Heave. "Three!" The whole pie came flying out and landed on the possessed Kelly.

Jade's eyes widened, "Uuuh....ooooh...!"

edit: Awww dammit, now it doesn't make sense Ah well ;D

[Kelly]

Seeing the boy reach out to her, apparently waiting to hug her, Kelly stopped, coming to a stop a few feet away from him. She glared once more, then reached out a fist. With that, she smacked him once, then stepped back.


((My muse is on strike; I can't think of anything.))

[Kalynia]

*Stumbles in and smiles shyly*

Hi, Joey I wanted to find you and ask you if I could play at your mansion!

*Giggles*

[joey crowe]

(is hit randomly by both girls) stop hitting on me! (tosses blueberry pies and they land vertically on the girl's heads.) of course you can play in my mansion! (laughs at the fact it's guarded by t-rexes! bwahaha~)

[Ashlle G. Rainier]

OOC: since it is nonsence .....

Ashlle suddenly came in as if someone had flung her head long out of the hall. Somehow she was able to turn herself mid air.

"FLYING GLOMP MANUVER!" she cryed & landing on joey crowe's back gave his cheek a big wet kiss.

"I LOVE you, joey crowe! She cried.

[joey crowe]

(stands there, dumbfounded)

[Faust]

ANother figure appeared out of the shadows sulking...
"Darn vampires get all the love."
He then proceded to conjure up a giant pie to drop on top of everyone's heads all at once.