Ashlle G. Rainier
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"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!" roared Black. "DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS . . .
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Post by Ashlle G. Rainier on Dec 7, 2004 22:07:00 GMT
I ment with a stick.
You know you throw the stick-- the dog catches the stick-- and the dog brings the stick back?
I think your getting a bit to many dirty ideas!
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Ron: Harry?
Harry: Yeah?
Ron: Are you gonna finnish that rice ball?
Harry: No, you can have it ...
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Serenity
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.:Tragic.:.Little.:.Hero:.
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Post by Serenity on Dec 7, 2004 23:07:26 GMT
Ron: Harry, what do you think Hermione thinks about when we're not around
Harry: *Looks at Ron* What she thinks about when we are around, books! Duh!
{In the next room in a dream-like state}
Hermione: *is thinking about making out with Prof. Snape*
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†Faith Winters†
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Post by †Faith Winters† on Dec 7, 2004 23:09:41 GMT
-Pops in-... -Makes face- EW!!! THAT'S TOATLLY GROSS!! >< -dies- YUCKY!! I feel slightly ill now... -toddles off-
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Ashlle G. Rainier
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"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!" roared Black. "DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS . . .
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Post by Ashlle G. Rainier on Dec 8, 2004 19:45:02 GMT
Harry : I'm so hungry I could eat a Hippogriff!
Hermione: Think, if I asked him, Dobby would do my homework?
Ron:*sings* Oh Wizards, just wanna have Fu-Un!
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Telah
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I died inside the day she said goodbye, now I'm a shell of a man with a spirit of a demon
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Post by Telah on Dec 10, 2004 1:33:00 GMT
Ron-Snape I love you will you marry me
Snape-Sorry ron but Harrys been a bad boy and deservers a spanking, im heading to his room now.
Ron- Damn you Harry Damn you
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Post by ~<3~Morgan Voltaire~<3~ on Dec 10, 2004 4:41:21 GMT
EWWWWWW Oh my eyes my helpless little eyes!!!!
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Ashlle G. Rainier
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"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!" roared Black. "DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS . . .
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Post by Ashlle G. Rainier on Dec 10, 2004 15:31:57 GMT
Hermione: *sings* You and I in a little toy shop Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got Set them free at the break of dawn Til one by one, they were gone Back at base bugs in the software Flash the message, something's out there Floating in the summer sky 99 red balloons go by
99 red balloons Floating in the summer sky Panic bells it's red alert There's something here from somewhere else The war machine springs to life Opens up one eager eye Focusing it on the sky Where 99 red balloons go by
99 Decision street 99 ministers meet To worry, worry, super scurry Call the troops out in a hurry This is what we've waited for This is it boys, this is war The president is on the line As 99 red balloons go by
99 knights of the air Ride super high tech jet fighters Everyone's a super hero Everyone's a Captain Kirk With orders to identify To clarify, and classify Scramble in the summer sky 99 red balloons go by
99 dreams I have had In every one a red balloon It's all over and I'm standing pretty In this dust that was a city If I could find a souvenir Just to prove the world was here And here is a red balloon I think of you, and let it go
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Maximilienne
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♥Āňŷŵħ?ŕĕ?ьũŧ?Ħ?мē♥
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Post by Maximilienne on Dec 27, 2004 20:33:48 GMT
~*~Dementor moment on Hogwarts Express~*~
Harry wakes up from Dementor attack
Ron: You alright there mate?
Harry: Yeah. Who was screaming?
Hermione: No one was screaming Harry.eye's oddly at Lupin and Ron. Ron and Lupin grin.
Harry: I heard someone scream.
Ron: That's odd, are you sure your feeling alright?
Harry: Yeah, Im sure.
Professor Lupin: Here, eat this, I'll help.
Professor Lupin hands Harry a peice of Chocolate.
Ron:What was that thing anyways?
Everyone exept Ron:Yo Momma!
Yeah, well it just came to me when my brother was re-enacting that part...they tried to much to make it so serious.
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Ashlle G. Rainier
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"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!" roared Black. "DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS . . .
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Post by Ashlle G. Rainier on Dec 28, 2004 16:17:40 GMT
Snape: You know everyone has been telling me to wash my hair for ages I think I just might.
*Washes hair* *Goes to dinner in the Great Hall*
MacGonagall: Wow, Professor Snape Your hair looks so nice. *Touches hair*
Dumbledore: Indeed Severus. I don't believe I've ever seen it so healthy! *Touches hair*
*Hall notices Snaps hair* *lines up to touch it*
Snape: Why didn't I do this long ago?
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Jade Cross
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Post by Jade Cross on Dec 29, 2004 1:08:36 GMT
McGonagal: Wow.... my hand... is so.... handy.... y'know?
Dumbledore: HAAHAHAH! Your handy hand hand has like, pointy long things on it.... *looks at own hand* Oh hey... mine have them too.... whoa.... *wiggles fingers*
Snape: ....... God, you're mess up.... me too....
*bong gurgles*
*Dobby is busy munching on everything in site, Trelawny is inanely giggling against the wall, and Hagrid is rolling a huge blunt*
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Ashlle G. Rainier
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"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!" roared Black. "DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS . . .
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Post by Ashlle G. Rainier on Dec 29, 2004 15:33:18 GMT
Uhhhh! Now that was just sick! *throws up hands at her helplessness* Hermione: I hate this school! When I get out I'm going to be a zoo keeper! At least there the Sh** won't talk back! *gives malfoy a dirty look*
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Hope Daniels
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.rainbow in disguise.
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Post by Hope Daniels on Mar 3, 2005 13:09:24 GMT
OMG! THAT'S GREAT! ALL OF THEM... Almost all.. ; P I wanna try! Harry: Ron... Aren't you going to eat? Ron: No. Now you all know that would never happen!!!!!
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Ashlle G. Rainier
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Gryffindor Student
"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!" roared Black. "DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS . . .
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Post by Ashlle G. Rainier on Mar 4, 2005 17:15:37 GMT
Harry: Look at me! I'm not invisible! Look at me, Damnit! *suddenly notices he's wearing the invisibility cloak* Harry: What the . . . *Takes off Cloak* Random Girl: OMFG it's Harry Potter! *screams and faints* *Harry runs* *Girl's chase him*
Ron: (fifth year) Today is the day, I'm gonna ask Hermione . . Hermione: What? What are you gonna ask me? Ron: To make out with me! I want you Hermione! You don't know . . . Hermione: *French-kisses Ron* *They snog*
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