Ashlle G. Rainier
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"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!" roared Black. "DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS . . .
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Post by Ashlle G. Rainier on Oct 5, 2004 22:43:42 GMT
Harry: You won't believe this Ron, but - the Durstlys are takeing me to Euro Diseny!
Ron: Oh yeah! Me & my family are going too! We should see if we can convince them to go at the same time!
Hermione: What's Euro Diseny?
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Draco: OMG! My father ran out of money! We're poor as dirt!
Harry: It's ok I'll convince the Durstlys to take you in!
Draco: OH! Will you? Thank you sooooo much! Let me kiss your shoes!
Harry: I'm not sure you want to do that, I just stepped in Hippogriff fuwments!
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Post by Wyl on Oct 15, 2004 13:10:03 GMT
*roars with laughter* Look at these I have stashed up my sleeve - And my favourite what Harry Potter Characters would never say -
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Ashlle G. Rainier
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Gryffindor Student
"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!" roared Black. "DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS . . .
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Post by Ashlle G. Rainier on Oct 15, 2004 14:24:26 GMT
Ohhugg! That last one was awful! I almost lost my lunch.
Here's another bad one:
Ron: What were you two up to in the broom cupboard?
George: Kissing... Fred: What did you THINK we do when we're alone?
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Seamus: So Harry, Who do you dream of at night?
Harry: Umm, Can you rephrase the question?
Seamus: Why
Harry: Because I don't know what my broomstick calls itself privately.
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joey crowe
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Vampire
have i lost myself completely? now i think i'm heartless.
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Post by joey crowe on Oct 17, 2004 0:41:11 GMT
ok, this isnt made up really, but who here has heard of Potter Puppet Pals? Hermione: I love learning! Harry: I love magic! Ron: and I love you harry! POTTER PUPPET PALS!!!
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Ashlle G. Rainier
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Gryffindor Student
"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!" roared Black. "DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS . . .
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Post by Ashlle G. Rainier on Oct 18, 2004 15:24:15 GMT
Hi Joey! You've been showing up in posts I'm posting in of late. Want to be friends?
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Ok here's my 'never would say' stuff:
Harry: Ron? What the heck are you doing?
Ron: *flitting about in field* What's it look like? I'm following the Butterflies!
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Hermione: That Ron is soooooooooo Dreamy! I want him to Kiss me like this! *Kisses her Ron Rag Doll Muchly*
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Draco: I have Eyes only for you, * your original Characters name here *!
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Kelly
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Ravenclaw Student
...Look at the stars, look how they shine for you...
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Post by Kelly on Oct 19, 2004 0:51:13 GMT
Draco: I have Eyes only for you, * your original Characters name here *! haha, I <3 you now. argh, I had one, but it seems to have disappeard all of a sudden. Well, here's one to reflect my mood... Hermionie: That spanish test was wicked hard, huh? Ron and Harry: [nod in agreement] sorry, I'm cramming for a test right now, and it's really bugging me.
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Ashlle G. Rainier
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Gryffindor Student
"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!" roared Black. "DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS . . .
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Post by Ashlle G. Rainier on Oct 19, 2004 15:17:05 GMT
Huh? You love me, or Draco? If you love me, I'll have to say My Chara is only 11. But whatever. Thankies!!!!
Sirius: Have you ever wondered why were magic?
Remus: Huh?
Peter: It is because of the makeup of our DNA, that's why there are also Muggleborns! It's a Mutation!
James: Wow Peter! Your so smart, I wish I was as smart as you!
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Hagrid: Why won't these blasted animals leave me alone!
Snape: You must dance to the sounds of the bubbling couldron for it is the Music of the Potions. I said Dance NOW!! *everyone dances*
Dumbledore: *cries* Why can't I ever get any Woolen Socks for Chrismas! *Flood of tears*
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Post by Mercedes "Mercy" Malamy on Oct 23, 2004 6:20:15 GMT
Harry: Professor Dumbledore, I'm hearing Voldemort again.
Dumbledore: And what has Tom Riddle been saying, Harry.
Harry: He's been asked for a big mac, a large fries, and two extra large lemonades. Oh, and his My Little Pony doll.
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Ashlle G. Rainier
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Gryffindor Student
"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!" roared Black. "DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS . . .
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Post by Ashlle G. Rainier on Oct 23, 2004 14:26:31 GMT
Wow! your good Mercy!
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Post by ~<3~Morgan Voltaire~<3~ on Oct 23, 2004 15:44:51 GMT
Ron: I love you hermy!
Hermione: I love you ronnie!!!
Harry: I love you Draco!!
R and Her: *weird look*
Harry: DONT JUDGE ME!!!!
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Ashlle G. Rainier
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Gryffindor Student
"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!" roared Black. "DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS . . .
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Post by Ashlle G. Rainier on Oct 23, 2004 15:57:48 GMT
Ahh, another dirty one, well if we're going that way....
Severus: Oh, Minerva! My only love!
Minerva: *hits him with pillow*
Severus: You won't get away with that!
*Major snoggage*
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Lily: I can't believe you got me pregnant, you ba***ard!
James: Shut up Woman! I'm trying to save the world here!
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Post by ~<3~Morgan Voltaire~<3~ on Oct 25, 2004 18:55:39 GMT
Ewwwwww................*twictches late reaction muchly*
any who, fresh from the mind of the glorificus Mo-chan:
Professor (if you could call him that WHOA!!) Venemous Snake : SMILES, EVERYONE, SMILES!!!!
Voldemort: Like Oh My gawd, Bellatrix, I can't believe you're wearing THAT to the meeting!
Minerva: Oh You blew up the great hall? No worries, not that big of a deal.
Hermione: I've decided to give up my studies and become a rebel! I'll need a pack of fags (*tries to be british*), a motorcycle, and a brain transplant with Courtney Love!
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Post by Kiki on Oct 30, 2004 12:12:15 GMT
Kiki: Oh my God, all the Harry Potter Characters are turning American!
Harry: Yo, check out my bling bling dawg.
Kiki: *quirks brow* Harry, er, dear, that's not American. That's, er, Snoop Dogg wannabe.
Harry: Right.
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Ashlle G. Rainier
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Gryffindor Student
"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!" roared Black. "DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS . . .
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Post by Ashlle G. Rainier on Dec 7, 2004 20:53:13 GMT
Harry: Sirius may I ask you something?
Sirius: Sure Harry, what is it?
Harry: Can we play 'fetch'?
Sirius: Sure! *Sirius transforms and they play 'fetch'*
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Sealla (Retired)
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Dead
...Death comes for us all when our time has come...
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Post by Sealla (Retired) on Dec 7, 2004 21:21:01 GMT
To kiki: LOL!!! Trust an Aussie to do something like that!
Ashlle: EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EWWWIE!!!
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