Post by Sealla (not so retiredness) on Oct 13, 2005 11:17:30 GMT
I was told this was very good. When I was in year 10, last year, we were told to write either a piece to avoid homework or write a piece on writing some other sort of work. I loved that lesson, it all just flowed out.
My friends and enemies passed it around the class to read, and even the people who don't like me laughed and complimented it!
Score 1 for Celeste.
Anywho...
1. When you're given a sheet of paper for the homework, tear it up and put it in your dog's/cat's/animal's food. If you have no pet, eat it yourself (no matter what it tastes like. Use your imagination. Eg. put a spread (like peanut butter or nutella) on it you like)
2. Wait a few days until it's been about a week when you last saw the teacher (if not, avoid them at all costs)
3. Say to him/her after a week that you've been trying to find them but have had no luck. Get a new sheet off them (If needed, forge a note from your parents).
4. On your way home, stop off at a skate park and do some reckless skateing (even if you don't know how. The less you know, the better).
5. Make sure you hurt yourself, but not too badly. Breat a wrist, arm or leg. Prefferable anything on your arms.
6. Get yourself taken to a hospital as soon as possible. Kick and scream (until they have to sedate you) about the urgency of doing your homework.
7. As soon as you wake up, ask "How's my homework doing?" and other questions like that. Make it seem as though it has driven you insane to get the homework done.
8. Rock backwards and forwards in your seet saying "Homework homework homework homework" over and over, very quickly.
9. The teacher will get partially blamed for enforcing the homework on you, and eventually (from the torment) they will leave the school (or be fired).
10. Now you can kick back, relax and sit tight hugging yourself in that lovely white jacket in your favourite room with padded walls.
My friends and enemies passed it around the class to read, and even the people who don't like me laughed and complimented it!
Score 1 for Celeste.
Anywho...
How to avoid Homework
1. When you're given a sheet of paper for the homework, tear it up and put it in your dog's/cat's/animal's food. If you have no pet, eat it yourself (no matter what it tastes like. Use your imagination. Eg. put a spread (like peanut butter or nutella) on it you like)
2. Wait a few days until it's been about a week when you last saw the teacher (if not, avoid them at all costs)
3. Say to him/her after a week that you've been trying to find them but have had no luck. Get a new sheet off them (If needed, forge a note from your parents).
4. On your way home, stop off at a skate park and do some reckless skateing (even if you don't know how. The less you know, the better).
5. Make sure you hurt yourself, but not too badly. Breat a wrist, arm or leg. Prefferable anything on your arms.
6. Get yourself taken to a hospital as soon as possible. Kick and scream (until they have to sedate you) about the urgency of doing your homework.
7. As soon as you wake up, ask "How's my homework doing?" and other questions like that. Make it seem as though it has driven you insane to get the homework done.
8. Rock backwards and forwards in your seet saying "Homework homework homework homework" over and over, very quickly.
9. The teacher will get partially blamed for enforcing the homework on you, and eventually (from the torment) they will leave the school (or be fired).
10. Now you can kick back, relax and sit tight hugging yourself in that lovely white jacket in your favourite room with padded walls.
Enjoy!
