Mikayla (back <3)
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Post by Mikayla (back <3) on Aug 23, 2005 6:26:05 GMT
Mai said it, and I took it to heart. Yeah, sure, the vampires think they have stuff on us, but I've got ten reasons Lycans are better. Ready?
1.) Unlilke vampires who think they have it, "We have class" 2.) "We don't have fleas"-annoying pests like...uhh...blood flies... 3.) "When it rains, we don't" Our breath doesn't "smell like a wet dog" old blood. 4.) "We don't slobber when we eat..." even though they do "ok maybe a little" 5.) "We live longer." We're immortal, so ha. 6.) "No" Every "one writes romance novels about Lycans." (<3 Kelley Armstrong) 7.) "We're generally better looking and cuter." 8.) "We're more artistic" with everything we do." Including walking. 9.) "Everyone wants to be with a Vampire" Lycan/"We're more sensual" and just plain hotter. 10.) "We're just cooler than Lycans" Vampires.
*This entire list (everything in quotes) and its title refers back to A laugh for us Vampires.
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-a r e l l a-
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Post by -a r e l l a- on Aug 23, 2005 10:29:49 GMT
*is Amelia-the dead lycan*
VERY VERY VERY good Mikayla.
Let their cruel words bite them in their butts!
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†Faith Winters†
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Post by †Faith Winters† on Aug 23, 2005 11:42:43 GMT
Oooh! Can I add a couple? ^.^ 11. We don't die from a splinter through the heart ( ) 12. Two words: Doggy style! (I know, I know... That was just gross XDD ) -coughchokecough- -Sheepish grin-
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Hope Daniels
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Post by Hope Daniels on Aug 23, 2005 13:49:06 GMT
Lol, I want to add:
(for 3.) We don't smell musty because we can't go in the sun. (for 7.) A lot of people like dogs, not many like leeches.
Heh, but, neat Mikky.
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Fenris Fenrir
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Post by Fenris Fenrir on Aug 23, 2005 15:03:31 GMT
Hehehe. Tis our turn to have fun now. If you don't mind me adding this....
13. Lycans are more intimidating than Vampires are, for Vampires will just suck out one's blood but Lycans will eat one alive. It is clear which form of death is more likely to be feared; hence Lycan superiority.
*pokes profile* Claire still hasn't changed my status to Lycan yet....*cries*
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Kage
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Let your soul guide your hands....
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Post by Kage on Aug 23, 2005 16:45:34 GMT
And also we can tan, as well as watch chicks in bikinis on the beach
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Aridan
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Post by Aridan on Aug 23, 2005 17:05:57 GMT
thats funny she did mine already -waves at claire randomly-
I agree, thought i must say i have roleplayed both sides of this street, vampires have that tragic air to them lycans have the sense of family and honor to them i thinks thats why I like them
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Mikayla (back <3)
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Post by Mikayla (back <3) on Aug 23, 2005 17:41:16 GMT
Thanks everyone....I just had had enough of those vampires thinking they're actually better than us. Psh.
Oh, and I have, in fact, role played both as Aridan was just saying he had, and I've got to say, I like lycans better. We're not as sadistically obsessed where everything has to be a game to see how bad you can confuse the person. Not only that, but vampires are cold...and, as Anita Blake said,
Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts? (Circus of the Damned-Laurell K. Hamilton, pg. 41)
And the answer is yes, yes they are. Vampires are sick, twisted creatures. At least Lycans aren't totally crazy.
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† Cealla †
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Post by † Cealla † on Aug 23, 2005 20:54:15 GMT
15. We don't need blood to survive. If a vampire doesn't feed for a long time, they WILL die.
16. We don't go around backstabbing each other.
17. We don't go on many killing sprees either. And never just for the hell of it.
Teheh. Excellent list. ^_^
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Fenris Fenrir
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Post by Fenris Fenrir on Aug 23, 2005 21:06:38 GMT
I beg to disagree about lycans being crazy. Richard is going to become very crazy; very soon^^
Once his status is changed.....
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joey crowe
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Post by joey crowe on Aug 23, 2005 23:19:20 GMT
(pokes head into thread)
these are all awesome good points, but next time, instead of just modifying Michaela and my words, use your own...or are you not that original...?
ps- there's no such thing as 'blood flies.' Flies don't specify whether they'd rather stick around a bloody vampire or a lycan's dirty ass.
pps- all vampires above 200 [glow=red,2,300]really are perverts!!![/glow]
it's dead true...(watches girls go by)
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Jade Starr
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Post by Jade Starr on Aug 23, 2005 23:45:15 GMT
Oooh! Laurell K. Hamilton!
I have a Lycan chara here...around...
Anywho.
Anita Blake! One of my favorite series of books!
Note the ONE of.
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Xavier
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Where do we go from here?
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Post by Xavier on Aug 24, 2005 0:08:13 GMT
*laughs* This is a great thread. I love it! *shakes a finger at Arella and tuts* Shame on you, now-deceased-Lycan-that-was-once-Amelia. Such a dirty mind Just to add my own: *takes out a folded sheet of paper, unfolds it neatly, takes out a pair of old-fashioned reading spectacles and puts them on, clears his throat, and says:* 18. We have tails. Tails are cool. They're fluffy. ^^ 19. Vampires are all stark-white without their clothes on *shivers at visions being seared into his head*. Ok...bad idea...anyway, Lycans come in many colors. ;D (yes, I know it's similar to Kage's, but...it's MINE! bwahahahaa!) 20. We have TWO appearances, and sometimes they differ greatly. (Alter-ego, anyone? *runs into a telephone booth, then comes out in a badly fitted costume and runs around the room with one arm extended pretending he's Superman while singing the original theme song*) 21. (Part 1) Lycans can have real, LIVING children. (Part 2) Also, we don't have just a few fangs...we have a mouthful! 22. We can talk with our mouth full and everyone can comprehend what we're saying perfectly! 23. We can run around our homes without clothes on and it usually doesn't bother anyone! 24! We can be cheerful! I've never, EVER met a cheerful vampire... 25...? And...um...yeah! I have more ideas but I just can't force them to be expressed through my fingers at the moment! *nods, folds up the paper and places it in his pocket, then puts away the spectacles* Yay! Brainfart! *waves a little flag* wOOt! ^_^ *grins like an idiot*
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Dante
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Post by Dante on Aug 24, 2005 0:08:35 GMT
Wow... Now all we need is for the Valks, faeries, and/or demons to make one of these and just about everybody non human will have one.
I disagree with number nine very strongly - I find bestiality obscenely revolting. With number twelve - WTF???
More to be said... later.
Lycans are a bit better than vamps if you ask me.
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joey crowe
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Post by joey crowe on Aug 24, 2005 0:51:54 GMT
naaaaah.
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