Jade Cross
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Post by Jade Cross on Jun 18, 2004 21:01:35 GMT
Wow... I sure do make a lot of these sort of threads... heh, shucks. In leu of all this slavery that seems to be going about  I'm sure that some of us have been wondering...er...well, at least I have *ahem*... If you had a slave, or rather, a perfectly willing servant there to serve your every whim and wish on hand and foot... what would you have them do? * I do not intend or mean anything likeness to actual slavery, such as occurred throughout the world and most referred to what occurred in early America. |
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Post by amy on Jun 19, 2004 0:06:51 GMT
*is in this kind of thing mode*
Hmm.
If I had a slave? Goddess, I have no idea. I mean, I can't imagine having someone do everything I asked them. It'd be uncomfortable. We'd be sitting there, and I'd be talkingon MH...
"Can I type that up for you?"
"No, thanks."
"Can I clean your house?"
"Naw. I like a dirty house."
"Can I do your shopping?"
"Mom did it already."
"Can I lick your shoes?"
"No! That's gross."
"Can I do anything?"
"Just sit and marvel at the Kentucky landscape."
"Is that an order?"
"Yes."
I mean, seriously. I wouldn't know. It's one of those things that I would have to have happen to me before I would know.
A slave?
God, I hope not...
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Post by Hikalyn Sarello on Jun 19, 2004 0:19:58 GMT
*nods* I agree. Eeek, I think if I had someone willing to wait on me hand and foot all the time I might just go insane.
No slaves over here, thanks.
^&^
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Post by ~<3~Morgan Voltaire~<3~ on Jun 19, 2004 0:42:14 GMT
"Could you drive me to my friends house so We can watch our anime night together?"
"Of course Ms. Kitchen"
"Then be a doll and find out where Michaela lives then take me there so I can sing like Amy Lee because she told me to?"
"Of course Ms. Kitchen"
"Then be a dear and take over the world for me?"
"Of course Ms. Kitchen"
"Then bring my father back to life?"
"Of course Ms. Kitchen"
"Then go buy me Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton?"
"Of course Ms. Kitchen"
"Then purchase every single comic by Jhonen Vasquez?"
Of course Ms. Kitchen"
"Thanks!...What are you doing standing here? Get to it!"
Yep thats what it would be like if I had a slave....I WANT A SLAVE!!
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Post by amy on Jun 19, 2004 0:44:37 GMT
*also wants Morgana's slave to buy her Matthew Lewis, along with all the Johnen comics*
Oh, and I just want to MEET Mich. Just stand there and relish in her perfection...
*sigh*
But, because of lack of funding, I won't for six years! *sob*
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Post by ~<3~Morgan Voltaire~<3~ on Jun 19, 2004 0:50:03 GMT
*pats amys shoulder awkwardly* um there there? (inside joke.)
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Post by amy on Jun 19, 2004 0:53:30 GMT
*grin*
Yes, you told me.
*sigh*
Oh well. Another six years. I can live with that.
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I really, really, really hope I can live with that.
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Post by Lazy Talon on Jun 19, 2004 0:55:40 GMT
I'm going to meet Sandi in four days...so that means I'm going to meet Mich too...in four days...please don't hit me....
As for a slave?
'Can you clean my room?'
'Of course, sir.'
'Can you buy me a giant robot?'
'Of course, sir.'
'Can you sing me a song?'
'Of course, sir.'
'Can you cook me dinner?'
'Of course, sir.'
'Would you like me to tell you that story?'
'Of course sir, I'm all ears.'
'Alright then-'
Ahhh.
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Post by ~<3~Morgan Voltaire~<3~ on Jun 19, 2004 0:56:25 GMT
until then...
MAKE ALL PREPS DISSAPEAR AND FOUND IN A LAKE THE NEXT WEEK!!
um yes *cough
what?
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Post by ~<3~Morgan Voltaire~<3~ on Jun 19, 2004 0:59:23 GMT
YOU ARE GONNA MEET MY MISSTRESS AND YOURE EXPECTING ME NOT TO HIT YOU?!?!?!?! youre an idiot *bites talon and breaks the skin*
ooh double postage! fun.
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Post by Hikalyn Sarello on Jun 19, 2004 1:16:21 GMT
I feel obliged to say this...
Perhaps you should be glad you aren't meeting Mich, you'd be sorely disappointed.
Yes, I am being contrary to everyone else, just to make life interesting. Go me.
OMIGOD! TALON! FOUR DAYS!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Whee.
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Post by ~<3~Morgan Voltaire~<3~ on Jun 19, 2004 1:27:17 GMT
monkey boy *narrows eyes*
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Serenity
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Post by Serenity on Jun 19, 2004 2:10:58 GMT
Kayln, why would she be disapointed? Anywho, What I would do with a slave
*Grins evilly and grabs a whips*
Not, just kidding, Probably do all my chores and warm my bed up. I hate a cold bed when Im tired.
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Post by AF on Jun 19, 2004 2:16:27 GMT
... okay, well, um. Heh....not for little ears  ... Okay, so they'd also clean my room, do my homework, get me cash, fix me food, buy me cars, clean the house....but the fun stuff is um. yes, not for little ears  XD Nah, I don't need that, I've got my girlfriend and that's more than enough for me...but I could use a cleaner room.... -Agiel |
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Post by Serenity on Jun 19, 2004 2:39:14 GMT
*shrugs* My room is clean ::Looks at all the dishes:: ^^;; Well...
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I'm sure that some of us have been wondering...er...well, at least I have *ahem*...
XD