The Demon Issue

[Thalia Heybern(quit)]

Has anyone else noticed the disturbing number of possessions and parasite demons here? Is it just me, or is this becoming a bigger and bigger problem for us? I myself am a victim of a parasite demon, and while I was initially relieved to find I was not the only one, I've become alarmed by the sheer staggering numbers. This could be leading to sinister things. Very, very sinister.

[Professor Windwaltz]

Or, people need to find a cure for resisting possessions.

Everyone, do the 'broomstick flight for possession' marathon! It's a LOT of fun! You just go out on your broomstick and fly around the pitch for hours and hours and hours. We will be serving donuts, and there will be party games and twister. We sing 'Kumbaya' at night, and then we all go to sleep. (Someone STILL needs to be riding a broomstick though) You get someone to sponsor your flight, and you can win lots of money!

Every cent goes to finding a cure for parasite demons!

I myself, Talon Windwaltz, am a survivor of SEVERAL parasite demons. A whole family of which. But look at me! Strong as an ox, and still kicking (with sparks)! But I don't want other young'ins to go through with that, and that's why you need to do Broomstick Flight for possession!

[Forgoil Halifirien]

O.o

This is a sign of post depression for not being in Relay for Life, isn't it Talon. Because that is what you are ripping off right now, and I am not finding it the least bit funny.

Besides for those who are either a host to a demon or possesed by a demon; you can form a discussion group with if you need to talk and all seeing how MH has plenty of demons. *points to Eurus and Mai*

And I am not one to complain about sinister things a foot. For they led to plots and plots led to character development and that leds to fun^^ (as long as I don't die ><)

[Professor Windwaltz]

Haha, not 'post depression', I'm just ripping off Relay for Life 'cause I saw it called for it. I mean, honestly, 'this is becoming a bigger and bigger problem for us?' Of course it's becoming a bigger problem for us...it's ALWAYS been a big problem for us. So get rid of it! Find a cure!

And yes, as I previously mentioned, people have ALWAYS been possessed by demons. *I*'ve been possessed by demons, and it's never led to anything more than either A. The plot dying, and thus nothing happening to the character or B. A minor plot which did nothing.

And fine, if you don't find the Relay for Life rip off funny, then I'll just have to rip off another funny Health-related thing -

Let's start our own support group. We can all sit together in a circle, and each day have a different guest speaker come up and talk to us. "Hello, my name is Talon Windwaltz, and I've been possessed by so many demons I've lost count." "Hello Talon."

[Maí Lé Rosà]

Talon, shut up.

I hope this isn't going to cause any difficulties for the demonic kind on this site. -raises a brow-
Complaints about 'our kind', that is.

People who create characters with 'possessed' characteristics are not our doing, and I think I speak for all the demons when I say that. My opinion is, they simply want to join this site with some interesting 'problem', or they are on this site and they simply wish to 'entertain' themselves, or others.

And of course, we demons do that to people. We're a problem to most, we entertain ourselves through others, and naturally, we possess those who wish to be us.

-smiles innocently- Love us. -flutters lashes-

[Thalia Heybern(quit)]

Well, gee, I feel stupid now. *crawls into a corner to rot*

[Thalia Heybern(quit)]

Although, in my opinion the parasite demon is a slightly different species. Smaller. Weaker. Needs a host body to survive.

[Romulus]

I've always (since Eurus and his buddy Aetern -one of my characters - were) thought that parasite demons CAN be demons that are all bad-ass and black winged, but the demons have been reduced in power. Like, they've been killed and their soul's been sealed away in an ancient tomb or some cliche crap like that. And then when the brave explorer unlocks the tomb, he becomes possessed by their spirit.

Then through lots of plotting, the demon gains its own body again and becomes bad-ass. That's what happened with Eurus and Aetern, at least, and they were parasites for a while.

[Thalia Heybern(quit)]

Really? That's interesting. So, there goes my theory. ^^;

[Shae]

Ah, well. I admit to liking the idea of a self-help group.

"Hi, my name's Shae, and I'm dead."

"Hi Shae."

"I've been trying my best with it, and I'm even doing something useful rather than just going around saying 'boo', but I feel as if something is missing from my death." *bursts into tears*