Professor Palm
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Post by Professor Palm on Sept 8, 2004 21:46:28 GMT
Professor Palm walked briskly into his classroom. Instead of the usual robes, he sported black slacks, a blue turtleneck under a red jacket, with a matching headband and eye patch over his left eye. His messy blonde hair constantly fell into his face, and he twirled his wand between the fingers of his biker-gloved hands. Dropping the books he was carrying on top of his desk, he turned to face the class. His one visable eyebrow was drawn tight as he studied the faced before him critically. After a few long, tense moments he spoke, in a clipped voice. "My name is Edmund Palm, I am your new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. You will refer to me as Professor Palm, and nothing else. I am a retired Unspeakable, you will ask nothing more about my past. I have seen many battles, and have the scars to prove it. No, I will not show you any of them." He stared at the class's reactions for a full minute, before suddenly bursting out with great rounds of laughter. "Great Merlin! If you could have only SEEN the looks on your faces!" Wiping away tears of mirth, he smiled a warm and inviting smile towards the class. Gone was the hard-ass presentation. His eyebrow rested comfortably above an eye that twinkled in merriment. "Now, I have a fun lesson planned for today, so lets not waste any more time! Open your book to the Jelly Baby Curse, and break up into partners and have at it. Don't worry, I know the countercurse." He waved them all into motion with a cheerful smile, but before they got started, he said with a deadpan face, "Remember, nobody knows where this curse came from." www.freewebs.com/profpalm/index.htm |
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Skarlet M'orrigan
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Things will happen in your life that you can't stop, but thats no reason to shut out the world.
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Post by Skarlet M'orrigan on Sept 8, 2004 21:56:19 GMT
Skarlet saw a man walk in and set his books on the desk. When he spoke for the first time all Skarlet could think was * Is this guy for real!?* When he broke into laughter, her faced softened. She was really looking forward to DADA. It was now time to get into partners, Skarlet looked around the room to pair up with someone.
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Felix
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Post by Felix on Sept 8, 2004 21:56:59 GMT
Felix looked at his book, limping around mindlessly. He'd eventually run into someone who would like to pair up. "Glucos Juncus?" he asked himself. A swish and a flick...
He looked up, his clouded right eye looking about for any partner. His left eye lid hid the gap which was once his eye.
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Dante
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Ignorance is bliss, that's why I'm angry
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Post by Dante on Sept 8, 2004 22:08:20 GMT
Dante looked around for a bit in slight confustion thinking, *What exactly just happened?*. He stopped looking when he saw someone he liked. Dante walked over to Skarlet. "Hello, seems like fate that we keep bumping into eachother. Would you like to be partners for this, learning experience?"
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Skarlet M'orrigan
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Post by Skarlet M'orrigan on Sept 8, 2004 22:24:22 GMT
Skarlet looked up to see Dante and just laughed, she responded to him, "Either fate or you just keep following me." She laughed some more. "That's all I want to do is see little jelly people trying to take over the world, but sure, why not."
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Autumn
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Post by Autumn on Sept 8, 2004 22:39:22 GMT
Autumn was sitting down at one of the desks when Professor Plam walked in. She waited for his instructions then she looked around for anyone who she could be partners with. She walked over to Felix. "Hey, Felix, would you like to be my partner for this assignment?" she asked him.
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Dante
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Post by Dante on Sept 8, 2004 22:43:02 GMT
"I'm not stalking you..." Dante said with shifty eyes. "Hmm, do you think these jelly people would be good on toast?" He asked jokingly.
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Skarlet M'orrigan
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Post by Skarlet M'orrigan on Sept 8, 2004 22:50:35 GMT
Skarlet let out a quick laugh, but changed the subject to the jelly people again. "I don't know if they'll be good on toast, when i think about it they remind me of a muggle candy, Sour Patch Kids."
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Dante
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Post by Dante on Sept 8, 2004 22:59:42 GMT
"Yeah, I remember those, they were awesome! But now down to buisness. We must find out if these jelly people taste good. Or we could actually do what we were supposed to and use this odd curse to practice." Dante said with a semi serious tone.
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Skarlet M'orrigan
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Post by Skarlet M'orrigan on Sept 8, 2004 23:01:32 GMT
"Are you purposing we don't do our work?" She sounded shocked.
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Dante
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Post by Dante on Sept 8, 2004 23:06:54 GMT
"Yeah, something like that. I think." Dante said in a light tone.
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Skarlet M'orrigan
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Post by Skarlet M'orrigan on Sept 8, 2004 23:12:54 GMT
"Ugh, are you kidding me, you're talking to the most tightly wound girls in the entire school when it comes to homework. Except others prefer the call me a 'goody goody'. Well i'm going to practice whatever you choose to do, whether you are ready or not." She had a hint of sarcasim, but stated this with fact.
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Dante
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Post by Dante on Sept 8, 2004 23:21:42 GMT
"I have an idea. Because you don't like doing work-work, and I like to blow stuff up. Wanna test how well these jelly people splatter on the wall?" He asked
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Skarlet M'orrigan
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Post by Skarlet M'orrigan on Sept 8, 2004 23:24:54 GMT
She laughed and rubbed the side of her face with her hand. "Sure" she acquised.
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Dante
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Post by Dante on Sept 8, 2004 23:31:29 GMT
Dante pulled out his wand and mumbled the curse, aiming it at the wall. A small blob of goo shot from his wand at the wall. The goo seemed to form an almost octopus like creature in mid-flight. It hit the wall with a light thud, then began to squirm around. "Well, isn't that the strangest little creature you ever saw?" He asked curiously.
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