Papaya 2: The Papaya Returns!

[~xx.Fuu.xx~]

Fuu once again sat at a table staring at this medium size green fruit. Last time she had a papaya infront of her she boiled over and threw it against the back wall. Once again staring at it with anger at hate. With her mixed emotions.

"Should i eat the papaya!?!?"she thought, "What if it is disgusting! or what if it is wonderful!?!?!" She was so mixed up.

She sat at the table throwing it a burning glare. She could feel her rage build up. Fuu hated such complicated things. She sat there rather disgruntled.

[Aylen Hawkins]

As the Slytherin student pondered, a bagel spread generously with cream cheese bounced off the back of her head. There was laughter coming from the Gryffindor table as a redhead scrambled comically to catch the round bread. Thanks to his Quidditch reflexes, he swiped the item out of midair and grinned in victory. Thanks to his klutz reflexes, he tripped and grabbed for the Slytherin tablecloth. That wasn't enough to stop his fall however, and he ended up tipping over a pitcher of orange juice on his head. None of this seemed to phase him, though, and he held up the unscathed bagel in triumph. "Got it!" he shouted gleefully as the orange liquid dripped off his hair.

[~xx.Fuu.xx~]

Fuu jolted up as the papya slid away. SHe looked over to see some orange juice fall over the table. She quickly walked over to the end on the table. She noticed a boy on the ground covered in the orange liquid. SHe smiled and began to giggle. SHe turned around hoping that the laughter would stop. It didnt. Finally after a moment she calmed down. SHe turned around with a bright smile.

"Are you okay?" she asked holding out her hand out to help him up.

[Aylen Hawkins]

By the time the girl stopped laughing, the Gryffindor had removed the empty pitcher from his head. He looked into it critically and set it back on the table. It promptly refilled itself as it touched its surface as if nothing had happened.

"Ermph ophey," the redhead said around a mouthful of bagel. He chewed swallowed and grinned back at her. "I'm fine," he said again pulling himself up. There were still a few lingering giggles from both house tables, and Aylen flashed a victory sign, grinning widely all the while.

[~xx.Fuu.xx~]

Fuu slid foward and he pulled himself up. She smiled widely, he was entertaining.

"That's good. I am glad." she said sweetly. She reached into her pocket and pulled out a rose embroidered hankercheif. SHe held it out in front of him.

"Here use this it will help." she said jesting to his wet hair and clothes.

[Aylen Hawkins]

The green-eyed boy took the hankerchief gratefully, rubbing his head dry with it. He wrung out the damp cloth, sending orange juice dripping to the floor. It was just too small to dry the amount of liquid that had been spilled. He shook his head sadly. "These things always happen to me," he said, scratching his head. "I really need to learn a drying spell." He held out his hand to shake, smiling at the Slytherin. "Hi, I'm Aylen. I think I've seen you around before. You're named Fuu, right?" he asked.

[~xx.Fuu.xx~]

"Yes my name is Fuu. I remember you. You were the one who knocked the punch bowl over and spilled it everywhere at my cotume party." she giggled to herself. THen looked at the papaya on the table.

"Oh, ya...." she trailed off. "Would you like to join me?" she asked grabbing the bright fruit.

[Aylen Hawkins]

"Erm...yeah, that was me..." he mumbled sheepishly, scratching the back of his head. Not only had his sister threatened him into an angel costume that time, but he had also tripped into the refreshments table. The punch bowl he tipped over himself had dyed his entire costume pink, and he was stuck in a pink angel costume for the rest of the day.

“Would you like to join me?” Fuu asked, indicating the strange fruit. Aylen frowned at it, taking it from the girl and examining it from all sides. “That,” he declared, “is the weirdest fruit I have ever seen.” He handed it back to her. “How are you supposed to eat it?”

[~xx.Fuu.xx~]

Fuu sighed and hung her head staring at the table cloth. There was an uncomfortable paused has she thought passionately about the dumb friut.

"Eh...." she teared for a moment, she hated being confused. She lifted her head up to face Aylen. "I dont know, i think we eat the inside but its so dumb....grrr!" she yelled out of frustration.

Her eyes widen like a light bulb had just appeared above her head. "HAH! I'll cut it open!" she continued by smacking herself on the fourhead. "Dumb."

[Aylen Hawkins]

Aylen blinked confusedly as the girl changed suddenly from sad to frustration to anger to enlightenment. “Uh...okay,” he said stupidly. He supposed you would cut it open like a melon, but he had never seen a papaya before. The redhead scanned the vicinity for a knife. When he saw one he liked, he pulled out his wand without thinking. “Accio knife,” he said. The blade floated up, startling the students around it, and flew towards the redhead, point-first. As soon as he realized his mistake, he began shouting random words in an effort to stop it before it impaled anyone. “Momentus stoppus? Impedus momento! Impediamenta?! STOP!!! IMPEDIMENTIA!!!” The knife stopped just inched from Aylen’s face, then dropped to the floor. The redhead visibly twitched as it imbedded itself near his feet.

[~xx.Fuu.xx~]

Fuu jumped when the kinfe appeared and was rather impressed by Aylen. Then she knfe jolted around and headed toward the felloredhead.

"AYLEN!" she cried as the knife attacked him.

"IMPEDIMENTIA!!!” was the only thing she heard then it dropped to the floor. By this time many student where staring at the two. Fuu didnt work well under pressure. Actully Fuu didnt work well in most situations.

"Jesus!" she said as he knelt down, she grabbed the hilt of the possed knife a slid it under the table. "Phew, are you okay?" she asked totally freaked out. She stood up and looked at head head then cirled around him quckly.

"You're not hurt are you?" she asked concerened.

[Aylen Hawkins]

There was an awkward silence as the Slytherin circled him. Aylen’s eyes were still on the spot in the floor where the knife had hit. “I just wish I’d think more...” he finally said grinning shakily. “I’m fine.”

He dove under the table without warning and retrieved the knife. “Here, use this. It’s not possessed, I summoned it with a misplaced summoning charm...”

[~xx.Fuu.xx~]

"That's good" she whispered.

Aylen dove under the table and quickly popped back up with the knife in hand.

"Geeze, dont move so fast with that thing...."she said all uneasy-like. She stopped and wrapped her fingers around it.

"Okay" she said sternly. She raised the knife in the air.

"SAIKORO!" She cried in her native language as she chopped the EVIL fruit in half.


OOC: BING BING BING! Welcome to Japanese lesson 101, with yours truely.....FUU!

Today's word is saikoro. It is pronounced- sigh-co-row! In engish is means to die or just DIE!

THANKS FOR JOINING! SEE YOU NEXT TIME! BUH-BYE!

[Aylen Hawkins]

(ooc: o.O ...Nani? See! Me speak Japanese too! Not really...)

The redhead visibly jumped as did half the student population. The loud THOK! of the knife hitting wood rang through the silent hall. He slowly bent around to observe the state of the fruit. It had been sliced neatly in half. The insides were orange red, and filled with black, beady seeds. He then turned to look at Fuu. "...Please don't do that again?" he asked the Slytherin plainitively. The rest of the students returned to their chattering.

[~xx.Fuu.xx~]

"HAH HAH HAH!" Fuu burst out, then she paused bitting her bottom lip. "Sorry i get carried away sometimes......sorry" she looked around at the students as they went back to eating.

"What do you think? Its.....kinda grosse looking.....do you want to try it." She gabbed a fork that was on the table beside her. THen she looked around for another unused fork and held it out for Aylen to take. Holding it frimly in her hand she stuck into the soft smushy fruit.

(ooh! PROUD FIRST YEAR!)