Silly Cheese!! (a nonsense thread)

[Ashlle G. Rainier]

Ashlle was in the Greta Hall crying into some yummy soup. her tears mixed with the yummy soup and made it salty.

"If only I had some CHEESE!" she cried
"But it's not on the menu today! I'M gonna DIE!"

Ashlle took a Plastic spork from the table and began to stab her hand with it.

No one noticed because many others were lamenting the lack of Cheese. Some wanted Munster, Some Bleu but all wailed about the missing cheese.

[~xx.Fuu.xx~]

Fuu ran into the Great Hall dressed in a red cape that had a large "F" on it. SHe ran in between the tables and stopped when she came to Ashlle.

SHe grabbed the spork yelling, "THERE ARE MUCH EASIER WAYS OF ENDING YOU LIFE!" SHe threw the spork as far as she could.

"No what the problem little girl!?!" she exclaimed.

[Ashlle G. Rainier]

"I want some Cheese!" Cried Ashlle sorrowfully

"Cheese" echoed the other students.

"Help us Miss Super F" Ashlle pleaded poignantly to whom she thought was Miss Super F.

[~xx.Fuu.xx~]

"YES MISS SUPER F WILL SAVE YOU ALL...BUT FIRST A SONG" she turned around then turned back to Ashlle. A smile appeared on her face. Fuu hopped on the table.

"SING TO ME SING!" she cried. "SING OF CHEESE TO ME!" she continued.

[Ashlle G. Rainier]

Ashlle had a melodious voice, so she began the cheese song.

Cheese! cheese! cheese! cheese!

Ohhhh! there's cheddar, swiss, muenster, limberger, jalisco
Cream, edam, ricotti, havarti, romano, and brie.

Oh camembert, the knives,
The knives are carving,
Mozzarella-rella, mozzarella cheese!

Sure there's one kind of cheese,
Brings a rat to his knees,
'Tis the kind dear old mom used to steal!

Soon the other kids were singing the chorus with her.

Cheese! cheese! cheese! cheese!

When they finished 12 verses of the same thing they looked at Miss Super F expectantly.

[Professor Windwaltz]

Talon was sitting in shock at the Heads' Table. It was very rare that the History teacher ever actually came down for dinner, preferring to order out in Hogsmeade for a private lunch in his room. Now, however, it seemed that everyone in the whole Hall was singing for cheese of all things. As he saw some of the students gazing at him, he put his hand upon his burned brow and sighed deeply. 'I knew I shouldn't have ate in today.' Looking down at his plate of soup and a side of cheese and crackers, he realized that perhaps the very dairy product on his plate could help this madness subside.

"You all want cheese, do you?" he said dramatically, standing up. His voice had changed - it had not the same tone as before. Darkness deepened around the hall, veiling his form and making him seem much more terrible than before, as lightning crackled and shone from the 'sky' above. "Do you!?" He roared again, and the lightning crashed. "Such an offer can be given!" The darkness vanished into the dim firelight, and the sky above was peaceful. Talon sat at the Heads' Table, eating his soup contently with no sign of it ever being him that stood up in the first place. And on every child's plate that was a slice of cheese - but Talon's plate had none.

[Ashlle G. Rainier]

Ashlle grew frighteded and quiet when Professor Windwaltz filled the Great Hall with darkness. However once she saw the cheese on her plate she forgot to be frightened and pounced on her cheese joyfully.

"I love cheese, cheese, cheese! And cheese love me, me, me!" Ashlle sang in her melodious voice. Then she took out her cheese bag of love and put her new piece cheese in it.

"Thank you Professor!" She yelled.

[~xx.Fuu.xx~]

Fuu danced a little irish jig as the other students sang in unisons. Soo one of the professors stood up and thuder and lightning came from above. Fuu wa frightened and took cover behind Ashlle.

"Nani!? I am the Superhero here!" she stood up to see magical cheese on Ashlle's plate.


"DEAR GOD YES!" she exclaimed then grabbed a lovly tatsing peeice of cheese from Ashlle's plate.

"Yah" she commented and she feasted on cheesy goodness.

[Ashlle G. Rainier]

AHHH! you stole my cheese! YOU WILL TASTE My CHEESEY WRATH" and with that she cursed Fuu.

~"Grapalishus Popsiculus"~

[~xx.Fuu.xx~]

"AHHHHH!" she screamed as she dodge the magical blast.


"THINK OF THE WEATHER!!! I WOULD MELT AND THEN,THEN I WOULD BE DEAD. YES DEAD!" she cried.

[Ashlle G. Rainier]

"Not If I Ate You!" yelled Ashlle back "then you would live on inside of me as a second Spirit!" But in all truthfulness she was sorry for trying to curse Fuu into a Popsicle.
"If I can't have all my cheese than I so want a Popsicle!" This time none of the other Students joined her. They were too busy enjoying their Cheese.

Ashlle squeezed her Cheese bag in misery.

[~xx.Fuu.xx~]

"OKAY THEN! I SHALL GET MY OWN CHEESE!" She excliamed. She looked around for the professoer. She spotted him and ran up to him. She smiled then got on her hands and knees and bowed.

"ALL MIGHTY PROFESSORER PLEASE BESTOW UPON ME CHEESE!!!" she yelled.


ooc: I AM A SUPERHERO SO I HAVE TO YELL EVERYTHING!!!

[Carmen]

*smuggles self in*
*shifty eyes*
*pulls out Wyl's Orange Crayon*

*runs off*
*leaves behind a spiffy blue card*

[Qarrien]

A slender girl with dark brown big eyes that looked black sat at the hufflpuff table eating her cheese slowly to enjoy every bit of it while it lasted. Her hair was short, just abover her shoulders and was a deep red color with a purple fringe that was the same length as her hair itself. She had on a black shirt with a bright twinkling dragon breathing red flames out it's mouth. She had black pants with blue flames licking the legs and a black ribon zigzaged at the side of each leg.

She had before watched in amazment and owe at the professors display of lighting and thunder. I have to learn how to do that! The girl had thought to herself. Her cheese was nearly all gone and she was sad when she took the last bite.

[Ashlle G. Rainier]

"Hey!" said Ashlle as she was attacked by an Orange Crayon. "Get that Muggle object away from me! You can't do that to me! I am Aristocracy! Who do you think you are?"

She tried to bat the Crayon away but soon her post was covered in crayon.
"How rude! I'll give 5 gallions to the person who brings me that crayon on a plater!"