Post by Dante Rose Black on Dec 17, 2005 20:38:30 GMT
You Know You RP Too Much When...
1.You spend the weekends online.
2.You finally break yourself from the computer to get a job...Just to buy Anime and video games.
3.You screw the working part and just leech off from your parents.
4....And you're 21 and still living in their house.
5.You find yourself day-dreaming battles and epics.
6.You constantly have an RP romance.
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8.You're a chronic user of showing symbols to relay emotions. [
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9.You drool over an anime character's monstrously large eyes.
10.You refer to reality as "the outside."
11.Worse yet - you refer to it as the Matrix.
12.You can only speak your mind using text.
13.Your handwriting is complete s***.
14.You can type 120 words per minute.
15....And you're lucky to even have 10% accuracy.
16.You're a mage and have found yourself searching wiccan sites for cool "real" spells to make you the s*** inside of the chat.
17.You pick on newbies and call them "child."
18.You squander your money on subbed anime tapes. Screw the need for food!
19.You get by on the comfort that someday your online hottie and you will meet.
20.You cry during GundamWing.
21.After spending a weekend offline you come back and make a vow to never again leave when you miss out on all the "adventures."
22.You consider yourself to have a life.
23.You look up to Goku as a role model.
24.You look down on Vejita for being an ass, then inwardly remark about what an ass he has.
25.You can speak Japanese. And boast that quite loudly.
26.You're a twelve year old girl and can not only write, speak and understand Japanese, but you're also failing every course in school for spending so much time and effort on memorization.
27.You believe that the Sailor Scouts actually rule each of the planets and are somehow the intricate masters to the universe.
28.You probably can't use "you're" and "they're" correctly 9 times outta 10.
29.You're heralded more as a somebody on the internet and inside of a chat than you are inside of your own family.
30.You create your own family.
31.You're married at 12 to a Majin Vejita who's 18 and horny.
32.You love him despite the fact he flirts openly with that Usagi and stares at Faye.
33.You draw yourself often.
34.You create stories revolving around your character.
35....You post them up on the internet and expect everybody to give a damn.
36.You have a permanent butt mark within the seat of your chair.
37.You're either a chibi or dark and attempting to be mysterious. There is no between.
38.When taking real life matters and using side remarks inside of a dire situation of a drama, you do eveything with a (( )) .
39.You think that J-Pop music is the s***.
40.You actually talk in the third person too much and use brackets to relay what in the hell you're doing.
41....You were teased for using "you" and "me" and jeered as not RPing right.
42.You're so much of a pervert that you skip watching porno and instead stock up on hentai.
43....And you're a female.
44.You have more friends online than you do "in real life."
45.You vehemently stick up for an Anime / Video game love, and act like you totally understand where he's
coming from and all that jazz.
I found this thing on mutedfaith.com for all who wish to know this is not my creaton I just though it was funny. Enjoy.
1.You spend the weekends online.
2.You finally break yourself from the computer to get a job...Just to buy Anime and video games.
3.You screw the working part and just leech off from your parents.
4....And you're 21 and still living in their house.
5.You find yourself day-dreaming battles and epics.
6.You constantly have an RP romance.
7.Y0u c4n und3r574nd 7h15
8.You're a chronic user of showing symbols to relay emotions. [
]9.You drool over an anime character's monstrously large eyes.
10.You refer to reality as "the outside."
11.Worse yet - you refer to it as the Matrix.
12.You can only speak your mind using text.
13.Your handwriting is complete s***.
14.You can type 120 words per minute.
15....And you're lucky to even have 10% accuracy.
16.You're a mage and have found yourself searching wiccan sites for cool "real" spells to make you the s*** inside of the chat.
17.You pick on newbies and call them "child."
18.You squander your money on subbed anime tapes. Screw the need for food!
19.You get by on the comfort that someday your online hottie and you will meet.
20.You cry during GundamWing.
21.After spending a weekend offline you come back and make a vow to never again leave when you miss out on all the "adventures."
22.You consider yourself to have a life.
23.You look up to Goku as a role model.
24.You look down on Vejita for being an ass, then inwardly remark about what an ass he has.
25.You can speak Japanese. And boast that quite loudly.
26.You're a twelve year old girl and can not only write, speak and understand Japanese, but you're also failing every course in school for spending so much time and effort on memorization.
27.You believe that the Sailor Scouts actually rule each of the planets and are somehow the intricate masters to the universe.
28.You probably can't use "you're" and "they're" correctly 9 times outta 10.
29.You're heralded more as a somebody on the internet and inside of a chat than you are inside of your own family.
30.You create your own family.
31.You're married at 12 to a Majin Vejita who's 18 and horny.
32.You love him despite the fact he flirts openly with that Usagi and stares at Faye.
33.You draw yourself often.
34.You create stories revolving around your character.
35....You post them up on the internet and expect everybody to give a damn.
36.You have a permanent butt mark within the seat of your chair.
37.You're either a chibi or dark and attempting to be mysterious. There is no between.
38.When taking real life matters and using side remarks inside of a dire situation of a drama, you do eveything with a (( )) .
39.You think that J-Pop music is the s***.
40.You actually talk in the third person too much and use brackets to relay what in the hell you're doing.
41....You were teased for using "you" and "me" and jeered as not RPing right.
42.You're so much of a pervert that you skip watching porno and instead stock up on hentai.
43....And you're a female.
44.You have more friends online than you do "in real life."
45.You vehemently stick up for an Anime / Video game love, and act like you totally understand where he's
coming from and all that jazz.
I found this thing on mutedfaith.com for all who wish to know this is not my creaton I just though it was funny. Enjoy.
I usually try to use correct grammar, spelling, and things like that.
though not intentionally
